Carlos and Jose

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 01-Sep-2010 23:49:08

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "All right, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 0:47:48

hahahaha Good one!

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 11:56:49

lol; I like it!!

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 8:44:26

lol that's good!. hehehahahaha!

Post 5 by mike.mc (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 23:18:26

kind a dum

Post 6 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Wednesday, 15-Sep-2010 18:59:39

Lmfao

Post 7 by Animal metal (I'm a martian) on Saturday, 08-Jan-2011 9:37:19

hahaha good one

Post 8 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 06-May-2011 9:05:02

Nice....NICE!!! Lol!! :)